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Paul Rudd’s Cousin sings about Stonehenge

SantosHalper — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:48:36 +0000

The Aargh page

SantosHalper — Sat, 28 May 2011 23:18:11 +0000

This is amusing. Using Google data to look at the spelling of ARGH.

The fact they use the word AARGHIVE is just fantastic, and qualifies it for the Hall of Fame.

But what DOES it all mean?

innameonly — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:37:08 +0000

In case you’ve somehow been living under a rock, and missed the “Double Rainbow Guy”, you can see it here, too. Warning: it’s sort of long, so you can just watch the first minute and half, you’ll get the idea.
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Partly this got so popular because of this brilliant parody/condensation from the folks over at Auto-Tune The News:.

These people are truly doing God’s Work.

TechnoViking will outlive your takedown notices

SantosHalper — Mon, 31 May 2010 12:47:38 +0000

It seems that the TechnoViking has been removed from YouTube because of some copyright issue. This is insane.

You can’t stop the TechnoViking. What kind of world do we live in when some awesome dude dancing in the street can’t be legally rebroadcast across the internets? Well, we live in a world were it will be continued to be uploaded and archived and spread for years to come. You can’t stop it. And why would you want to?

Techno Viking @ Yahoo! Video

The Bard truly was ahead of his time

innameonly — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 20:44:07 +0000

This “Two Gentlemen of Lebowski” has been making the Facebook rounds over the past couple of days. It purports to adapt the Coen Bards’ Tale (The Big Lebowski) in the style of Shakespeare himself. An excerpt:

THE KNAVE
Sir, prithee nay!

BLANCHE
Now thou seest what happens, Lebowski, when the agreements of honourable business stand compromised. If thou wouldst treat money as water, flowing as the gentle rain from heaven, why, then thou knowest water begets water; it will be a watery grave your rug, drowned in the weeping brook. Pray remember, Lebowski.

THE KNAVE
Thou err’st; no man calls me Lebowski. Yet thou art man; neither spirit damned nor wandering shadow, thou art solid flesh, man of woman born. Hear rightly, man!—for thou hast got the wrong man. I am the Knave, man; Knave in nature as in name.

BLANCHE
Thy name is Lebowski. Thy wife is Bonnie.

Mobius Bagel

SantosHalper — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:49:14 +0000

Mathematically Correct Breakfast- How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves

(For the record: This is awesome! It is Hall of Fame awesome! Thank you George W. Hart.)

Butt-Horns

innameonly — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:03:48 +0000

This one just confuses me.

What, exactly, is a “butt-horn”?

Not only that, but this movie already has swearing! Gary Busey’s G-Rated insult is likely well-intentioned, but makes little to no sense. Maybe the intent here is to show how evil the bad guys are through their use of profanity, while the ‘clean’ good guys triumph? This comes from the 1988 movie, Bulletproof, written by Fred Olen Ray.

FriendDA – the Nondisclosure for friends

SantosHalper — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:05:42 +0000

What do you do when you have a great business idea that you want to bounce off of your friends and acquaintances? Instead of an NDA you enter a FriendDA!

With such classic clauses as: “Publicly disclose the manner of your screw-i-tude” and “Write about your transgressions in ALL CAPS” this is destined to be a used as a legal form for decades.

This also represents the first time in legal history that this usage of the word “douche” has been incorporated into a contract. For this, and so such much more, this document is accepted into the Greatest Website of All Hall of Fame.

They even made a website for the this one page contract http://friendDA.org.

The Original Dude

SantosHalper — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:36:54 +0000

This picture was taken in 1888. The King of Dudes.

The Original Dude

This picture is mesmerizing. Look at the triangular shape. Look a the White Russian in his left hand. Look at that hat. Look at that look he is giving you. Like the Mona Lisa, his eyes follow you as you move around the room.

Look at the size of the buttons! Study this my friend. It will bring you hours of joy. It will be cumulative, a minute or two a day for weeks, months and years. It will add up to hours of joy.

Greatest Web Designer of All

SantosHalper — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:25:06 +0000

Wow, this guy is Awesome. He has a Web design and a moving company. I am not kidding, this guy is 50 but looks better than I EVER did, even when I was running two miles in 11:54.

Click the see the rest of the picture. It is awesome.

Yes, Web design and moving.

This is his site:

http://www.andresflores.150m.com/