Not everyone can have the super-cool rocket spaceship my mom made me for my 7th birthday. No, sometimes people get TOLD which is the favorite child on their birthday. Fortunately, the good people at Cake Wrecks are here to document these disasters. (Also, sorry about the stretched-out look of the photo, The Greatest Website of All [Continue]
This offering isn’t particularly representative of the others at Santa, No!, but I thought it was worth displaying anyway. Besides, how can you not love the title of that site? [Continue]
In case you ever wondered, This is Why You’re Fat. On the one hand: Eww! On the other: Yum! There needs to be a better word for that; combinations where food is both delicious-looking and disgusting. I propose the word yumck (pronounced like it’s spelled). Has a nice ring, dontcha think? [Continue]
So, I can understand the gold garbage cans. They DO ‘class up’ those discarded orange rinds and cat litter bags more than anything else. Unfortunately, it just seems sick to give your dog a Michael Vick jersey. That’s a little like giving a framed portrait of Franco to your favorite anarchist, isn’t it? Anyhow, the [Continue]
I hate the fact that quotation marks have recently become the new boldface or other form of emphasis. It’s really silly, and tacky. Fortunately, the folks at the Blog of Unnecessary Quotations agree with me. Keep abusing punctuation, America! [Continue]
This is a proper use of leisure time. Sending your home video camera up 107,145 ft. with a balloon, a parachute and some pink foam. [Continue]
This is stuff is awesome. I admit that I have done this once or twice. Most of the time I am figuring out other people’s obfuscations though. [Continue]
Who knows were the data came from or how accurate it is? However, great kudos to the genius that thought to compile this. Surely there are several worthy uses for the data. [Continue]
Every family’s got them. Awkward photographs. There’s really not a whole lot to be done, and frankly, we here at The Greatest Website of All don’t judge. We know what’s funny and interesting to one family is disturbingly, squirmingly awkward to another. Hence why an aged Bill Gates can stand next to a [Continue]
