The Greatest Website Of All » Uncategorized http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com Yes, you have reached The Greatest Website of ALL. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:24:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I had a dream like this once. http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/i-had-a-dream-like-this-once/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/i-had-a-dream-like-this-once/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:17:54 +0000 Chubbb http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=1010

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]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/subway-ride/feed/ 0 The Goat Bagpipe http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/the-goat-bagpipe/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/the-goat-bagpipe/#comments Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:06:29 +0000 Chubbb http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=956 The Goat Bagpipe

Yup, it’s a goat bagpipe.

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/the-goat-bagpipe/feed/ 1 A Hipster With A Hippopotamus http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/a-hipster-with-a-hippopotamus/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/a-hipster-with-a-hippopotamus/#comments Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:29:20 +0000 SantosHalper http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=935 A Hipster With A Hippopotamus.

Good story for sure.

http://twenty200.com/words/a_hipster_with_a_hippopotamus.shtml

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/a-hipster-with-a-hippopotamus/feed/ 0 The Abstract About Says it All http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/the-abstract-about-says-it-all/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/the-abstract-about-says-it-all/#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:23:18 +0000 innameonly http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=802 I’m not sure what people talk about when they complain about the American tenure system being a prime opportunity for abuse and pursuit of purely academic interests.

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/the-abstract-about-says-it-all/feed/ 2 I think I remember this from “Highway 61 Revisited” http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/i-think-i-remember-this-from-highway-61-revisited/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/i-think-i-remember-this-from-highway-61-revisited/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:08:38 +0000 innameonly http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=552 All of your favorite Bible stories are available at The Brick Testament

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All of your favorite stories, that is, in Lego format.

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/i-think-i-remember-this-from-highway-61-revisited/feed/ 0 Everyone’s had them. http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/everyones-had-them/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/everyones-had-them/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:19:32 +0000 innameonly http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/everyones-had-them/ The folks at psychoexgirlfriend.com haven’t owned the domain since about 2001, but look at the dates most of these calls were posted. Many within a few minutes of one another. If you’ve ever thought your love was back, well, you’ve never dated this person.

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/everyones-had-them/feed/ 1 Hot girls, et. al. http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/hot-girls-et-al/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/hot-girls-et-al/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:15:37 +0000 innameonly http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=532 And now, The Greatest Website of All presents what everyone wants to see, Two Hot Girls in the Shower!

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/hot-girls-et-al/feed/ 0 Sort of like that scene in “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe” http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/sort-of-like-that-scene-in-the-restaurant-at-the-end-of-the-universe/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/sort-of-like-that-scene-in-the-restaurant-at-the-end-of-the-universe/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:43:10 +0000 innameonly http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=508 Have you ever seen depictions of food animals that seemingly are looking to be eaten?  You know, the smiling chickens in fried chicken commercials, or the happy cows advertising steak.  Oddly, this seems to be most common with pigs, depicting positive feelings about sausages, bacon, or pork chops (The Greatest Website of All’s adopted hometown-Tucson, Arizona, has its own version of this in the continuously smoke-billowing Pollo Feliz).  Taken out of context, it’s a little terrifying.  Taken to its logical conclusion, well, there’s that scene in Douglas Adams’ classic sci fi “trilogy”:

More prime, but unsettling examples, along with some pretty good commentary exist on Suicide Food.  I think Michael Pollan would have a fit.  Or maybe he’d think it was funny, he seems like he’d have a pretty good sense of humor.

]]> http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/sort-of-like-that-scene-in-the-restaurant-at-the-end-of-the-universe/feed/ 0 But I don’t really think she invented decaf http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/but-i-dont-really-think-she-invented-decaf/ http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/but-i-dont-really-think-she-invented-decaf/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:45:50 +0000 innameonly http://www.thegreatestwebsiteofall.com/?p=489 Naturally, as one of the creators of The Greatest Website of All, I’m a geek.  So is Felicia Day.  And she is very accomplished.  How this got to be one of the hot trends on Twitter is a story for a different day.

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