I especially like the Hand Satanizer. Courtesy of Metal Sucks. [Continue]

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I love hearing the Charlie Sheen interviews. That guy is absolutely crazy. Here is my favorite. [Continue]

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Sorry, ladies, it looks like the Asian Prince, Wo-Hen Nanakan, is no longer available, or even on the internet. It’s too bad, really, I was looking forward to hearing some or any of his music. The good news, though, is that the Prince of Peace, Jesus himself, is still available (romantically, that is). Interests [Continue]

We are proud to announce at theGreatestWebsiteOfAll.com that we have a new contributor. He shall be known as GrackelsaurusRex. Here may be a picture of his ilk. (Picture taken from the winner of the Hagis beast competition.) [Continue]

Ever wonder how Simon Belmont would do in World 2-1? How about Mega Man or Samus, or that dude from Ikari warriors? Well, wonder no more! The staff of The Greatest Website of All have lost literally hours of productivity on this one. [Continue]

This is how its done.  The numbers related to the great Double Down are fascinating.  I have not eaten said Double Down, nor am I likely to, but what a great ode to Americana food.  Click the below image for the awesome analysis. [Continue]

I read this very interesting article by a fellow named Clay Shirky. Here is one bit of it that really put something in perspective: “In the future, at least some methods of producing video for the web will become as complex, with as many details to attend to, as television has today, and people will doubtless make [Continue]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think [Continue]