Here is my favorite.

The good news, though, is that the Prince of Peace, Jesus himself, is still available (romantically, that is). Interests seem to be bathing

and existential discussions. Oh, and taking VERY grainy photographs. Still, if you live in the DC metro area and are looking for a good guy (presumably, the BEST guy), just make sure to visit his website. He’s also a big fan of Knudsen’s juices.

We are proud to announce at theGreatestWebsiteOfAll.com that we have a new contributor. He shall be known as GrackelsaurusRex. Here may be a picture of his ilk. (Picture taken from the winner of the Hagis beast competition.)

Well, wonder no more! The staff of The Greatest Website of All have lost literally hours of productivity on this one.

This is how its done.  The numbers related to the great Double Down are fascinating.  I have not eaten said Double Down, nor am I likely to, but what a great ode to Americana food.  Click the below image for the awesome analysis.

Here is one bit of it that really put something in perspective:

“In the future, at least some methods of producing video for the web will become as complex, with as many details to attend to, as television has today, and people will doubtless make pots of money on those forms of production. It’s tempting, at least for the people benefitting from the old complexity, to imagine that if things used to be complex, and they’re going to be complex, then everything can just stay complex in the meantime. That’s not how it works, however.”

Separately I ran into this spectacular video. Now this thing has some production value, I wonder what paid for this?

In that article of Shirky’s he mentions the single most viewed video in YouTube history to date. Amazingly, The Greatest Website of All had not seen the video yet.  We were the 176,907,987 view.

Here it is in all its glory.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he’s broke, don’t do shit.

Yet another random quote.