In case you ever wondered, This is Why You’re Fat. On the one hand: Eww! On the other: Yum! There needs to be a better word for that; combinations where food is both delicious-looking and disgusting. I propose the word yumck (pronounced like it’s spelled). Has a nice ring, dontcha think? [Continue]

Now, I don’t recommend eating this in one sitting, for a variety of reasons. However, the resulting toothache and stomachache may just be worth it. For the intrepid, who know that Easter is coming, you may wait until the candy sales render this financially reasonable, and follow this guide. [Continue]