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		<title>Who needs a new submarine?  Me!</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[Picture Sweetness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I can understand the gold garbage cans.

They DO &#8216;class up&#8217; those discarded orange rinds and cat litter bags more than anything else.  Unfortunately, it just seems sick to give your dog a Michael Vick jersey.

That&#8217;s a little like giving a framed portrait of Franco to your favorite anarchist, isn&#8217;t it?  Anyhow, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I can understand the gold garbage cans.<br />
<img alt="" src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/l7PdVT0LWqjd5thbTAUPvFZvo1_400.jpg" title="Gold Garbage" class="aligncenter" width="400" height="228" /><br />
They DO &#8216;class up&#8217; those discarded orange rinds and cat litter bags more than anything else.  Unfortunately, it just seems sick to give your dog a Michael Vick jersey.<br />
<img alt="" src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koql4hWw6g1qzbseto1_400.jpg" title="Michael Vick?  Really?" class="aligncenter" width="400" height="300" /><br />
That&#8217;s a little like giving a framed portrait of Franco to your favorite anarchist, isn&#8217;t it?  Anyhow, the folks over at <a href="http://maybeyoushouldntbuythat.com/">Maybe You Shouldn&#8217;t Buy That</a> are all about cataloging extravagances of capitalism.</p>
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